captndummy:

“What powers? What are you talking about?
Do you see something strange here?”

(Source: magnetosmind)

“my blog is the best” i whisper to myself repeatedly. the camera pans out. i am in a mental institution. i never had a blog.

a-chipmunk-named-joe:

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More Laughs Here.

people that put ice in their milk

a-chipmunk-named-joe:

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More Laughs Here. 

(Source: flasdrive)

excuseyougandalf:

imawanchor:

digitalfisticuffs:

salami-sato:

itsganon:

after a long, hard day, kanye west finally lays down to take his kanye rest

in his kanye nest

and wakes up feeling his kanye best

and then gets dressed in his kanye vest 

to go on a kanye quest

team-snapchat:

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like

 

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